We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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