Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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