It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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