Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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