He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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