omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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