Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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