: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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