see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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