come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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