Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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