The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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