I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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