Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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