I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
