his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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