Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
