i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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