you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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