Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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