when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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