1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
seriously i just wanna be friends
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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