sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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