okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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