Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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