When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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