and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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