similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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