i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Someone shit on the floor
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
