she was so not down for the gang bang
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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