I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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