Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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