I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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