We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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