She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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