batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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