Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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