i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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