Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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