Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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