That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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