Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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