OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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