Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
well you can't waste a boner
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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