You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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