Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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