a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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