I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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