either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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