I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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