Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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