I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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