Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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